"I Was Choking On A Carrot This Afternoon And All I Could Think About Was…If I Was Eating A Donut This Never Would Have Happened." sentiment, and gingham ribbon trim. Machine-washable.
A black cotton kitchen towel featuring a hand lettered "How Do I Take My Coffee? Seriously Very Seriously" sentiment and coffee cup design. All-over print design. Machine-washable.
"Charcuterie... Because A Generation Raised On Lunchables Is Trying To Be Cool." This funny kitchen towel also features a grey gingham ribbon along the bottom.
Return Policy: Non-holiday returns are accepted within 30 days with receipt for unopened, unused items; refunds will be issued to the original payment method once checks clear. Gift receipts qualify for store credit within 60 days of the original purchase date, and items must be unopened and unused. Clearance items are final sale. All returns must be in original packaging and like-new condition or may incur a 15% restocking fee. Damaged items will be exchanged for the same product if reported within 30 days and damage occurred outside the box; otherwise, vendor warranty applies. Holiday Returns: Same rules apply, but the return window begins on 12/25 for both 30-day and 60-day periods.
